In Rotterdam, The Netherlands, authorities have dispensed with the excess expenses of police detectives' overtime and training and use of "sniffer" Police K-9 specislists.
They are substituting.....well....RATS !
ORIGINAL STORY HERE !
What will this mean to the rest of the uncivilized world (the DUTCH ALWAYS "break the mould")
If these anticanine economies spread to the UK and (*gasp*) to America, there will be a predictable uproar from feminists protesting anti-Girl policies of the rodential exploiters, with a subsequent volume of "Eeeeeeeks! emitting from the Feminaziz who ae notoriously wary of rats.
There will follow, as the slick-tailed critters take over policing of airports, replacing Homeland Security GROPERS and gallant Alsatians---calls for anti-discrimination laws and demands for the banning of WARFARIN and other noxions fatal to rodents.
And, finally, as a reprise of all deterioration of authority since Adanm, there will be a surfeit of ROGUE RATS (not to be confused with RugRats or "kids" ).
Where will it all end ?
Probably with an Earthwide search led by the Greenie Environmentalists for an AlGorean Pied Piper to save the Planet.
Progress, always Precarious, also always has pusillanimity guaranteed.
Eeeeeeeeeeek !
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